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As a child I learned to sail on the River Trent - not very salubrious but it was all we had! Dad and I started in a Pandora
dinghy, then moved up to an Enterprise. Aged 8 I went off to boarding school in Colwyn Bay, so spent 10 years living by
the sea, sailing the school ‘barges’ until I bought my own first dinghy, a Fennec which was like a poor man’s 420. I then
saw an advert for an elderly 505 and thus began an awareness of Parkers...
Roll on 30 years of life, marriage, kids, and business and hey presto, I am at last in the frame again for a boat. Having
sold our business in Lincolnshire three years ago and taken a belated ‘gap’ year we have wound up living in Tobermory on
the Isle of Mull. And if you are a sailor and you don’t sail here then you need shooting!
Slight problem, which is very common, is that my wife Berenice is slightly less keen than I, despite some flotilla holidays
in the Ionian and Antigua, so I knew I had to tread carefully. So last year we had a Warrior fast fishing boat, a 16 footer
with a 75 HP Evinrude on the back with which to learn the local area and gain confidence.you know, that thing where the
boat doesn’t tip to one side or the other. I expected this acclimatisation to take a few years, however by about August
last year Berenice made the mistake of saying “Actually, I think I could do the sailing thing now” and our boat was Ebayed
and away within 10 days! So now instead of paying £1.15 per litre for fuel (yes!) we had the option of using God’s free
wind for power, and began to search for an appropriate boat.
I visited the Southampton Boat Show, and my experience was published in the letters pages of “Sailing Today” magazine (Feb
2007). In short, there was little to see. I considered but dismissed the Shrimper and Drascombe type boats, and the Hunter
was expensive (over £4000 for the trailer!). There is no cranage here and I wanted the freedom to recover the boat to home
each winter.
Whilst down south I looked at Parker 235 number 12 (“Sunflower”) which Michael and Jenny Mead were selling. They were very
helpful and on my way back from Southampton I seriously considered it but eventually decided that with no income I’d rather
invest the capital now and delay maintenance costs for as long as possible by buying new, so that was the decision.
We arranged to visit Bill and the team a few weeks later (19 October) having already put a deposit on hull number 51 and
were delighted to see the hull being made during our visit. The advantage of buying new, as you will all know, is that one
can specify exactly what is wanted, and we wanted a proper sea toilet and holding tank rather than a chemical job. We really
liked the demonstrator red colour but eventually decided on dark (Navy) blue, which looks classy and is timeless and therefore
safe. We had a Garmin GPS on our previous boat for which I still had £150 worth of West Coast chip so we ordered another
Garmin 178 which combines plotter with depth sounder.
For those interested, we also specified spray hood, full nav lights, larger battery with solar panel and NASA monitor, keel
lock down rod, Cobra VHF, and spinnaker fiitings, though no spinnaker as yet - there will be plenty to concentrate on for
the first year!
Just before Christmas Bill Parker told us the boat was ready, so a perfect plan was hatched (read on!!) to do a 1500 mile
round trip, returning daughter to Kent University, followed by a day at the London Boat Show followed by collection of our
new boat on the way back. As we left Mull a friend warned of massive storms the following week..yeah, whatever!
The Boat Show was great, we were there on the Monday and it was deserted! Bad for stand holders, great as punters! We ordered
a Honda aluminium floor inflatable as a tender and two Tohatsu 6HP outboards, one for the tender and a Sail-Drive for the
Parker. The Show savings on these three items alone covered the cost of the whole trip. A £15 Travelodge at Thurrock completed
the budget!
We were due to collect our new boat on Thursday 11th January. The Wednesday was glorious, and we spent it with
our other daughter in Lincolnshire, in a favourite pub called the Five Bells in Bassingham..but I couldn’t now ignore the
storm warnings, and knew we had left it a day too late! Sure enough, next morning dawned wild. Lorries on their sides, roads
shut, A66 closed over Penrith, “don’t travel unless you need to” stuff. Well, we needed to, so off to Parkers we went! On
arrival our 235 was parked up ready, with the mast up ready for a lowering demonstration. With a half eye on the billowing
clouds and dodging the step ladder that kept blowing over we watched Bill and Tom de-rig our boat and prepare it for a 500
mile journey. I currently have a box of ropes and pins and things which I have no idea where to put - if I do Part 2 of
this article it may amuse you!
Two hours later we were ready, and gingerly set off, and I was immediately impressed by the ease and stability of towing
our new acquisition. We did our own move to Mull using an Ifor Williams 2.5 ton trailer, and it took us 11 journeys totalling
11000 miles so I sort of got used to it. We bought a Kia Sorento two years ago for the purpose, and it has been faultless
(for the price of a 3 year old Discovery, which I have previously owned and just doesn’t compare). Nevertheless, the Parker
was the longest and widest I had towed, and we were heading into 80mph winds!
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The plan was to do one hour to Newark and if it was terrible bale out and stop at friends, but if it was okay we’d continue
and do 5 hours up to Carlisle where another £15 Travelodge beckoned. All seemed okay at Newark, so we turned right and headed
North, now with the Westerly wind from the side rather than on the nose. As we approached Scotch Corner the A66 re-opened
and over the Pennines we went, reaching Carlisle by 8pm.
A wild night followed, I seriously thought the whole ensemble would blow over in the empty but exposed motorway services
car-park, chosen for ease of parking. I also worried that some half life would nick my wheels / trailer-board / equipment
and so slept little. The water was off too so not even a relaxing hot bath, though we did get a full refund of our £15!
Next morning we set off to Scotland, up the M6 and M74 through the borders to Glasgow, and then on to Stirling. There are
two routes to Mull; either Oban which is quicker but the ferry is more expensive or through Glencoe and across the Morvern
peninsula, using two smaller ferries which cost less. This is particularly relevant with a trailer, which is really penalised
on the main route. However, as we got to the decision point at Crianlarich we phoned ahead to discover that the smaller
ferries weren’t running - they had tried once with the school kids and the 15 minute crossing lasted 50 minutes!! We were
left with no choice but Oban, and as it was still howling a gale and single track roads were not high on my desires list
we decided to swallow the extra costs and get home.
Trailers are charged by Calmac at 5m and 8m and then become "commercial". Our 235 is 7.14m plus the trailer yoke putting
it "very near" 8m; with the mast it is clearly over 8m. The trailer price for 8m is £38, but over that it would cost £140.
You now see my concern! I reckoned if they were awkward I could shuffle the mast over the car roof just for the crossing...
more later!
We got to Oban for 2pm, hoping to catch the 4pm ferry, albeit we were unbooked on this route and therefore on standby, a
nail-biting position at the best of times. But at 3pm they cancelled the 4pm sailing. We were parked on the dock and the
gusts hitting us were rocking us severely. The next ferry was 9.30pm, but by 5pm they cancelled this too. So whilst everyone
else headed for hotels we stayed put. We had a total length of nearly 50’ and lots of equipment on board (boxes with new
VHF, GPS and other equipment) and, by the way a Labrador who had now been in the boot for 30 hours. I offered Bernice a
B & B but decided I’d stay with all our stuff, at the front of the queue, and sleep in the car. She decided to stay
with me The next ferry was 8am, but they couldn’t guarantee us a place until the 10am, because of our length. By now a backlog
had formed from the cancelled ferries, so we spent a very long cold January night on standby, sleeping in the car as the
wind showed no sign of abating.
The next morning it was still rough but they decided to sail, and began loading. We waited and prayed (really) to get on
this boat, as the thought of waiting for the 10am, which might yet then be cancelled, was just too much. Just when we had
seen so many vehicles go on that we thought there couldn’t be any more room they beckoned us on - the very last place. As
we descended the boarding ramp I saw our slot straight ahead, and realised with horror that they had accurately allowed
for an 8m trailer! I nosed right up to a lorry in front, and stopped. As I got out I saw consternation at the back of our
boat; the bow door was coming up and our mast was sticking out and..it stopped 6” from our masthead light! How embarrassing,
I don’t know what we would have done had we stopped the door closing and the ferry sailing. I think we would have been lynched!
We put to sea for the 45 minute crossing, and got 10 minutes out before we turned back! Unbelievably there was a problem
with the bow door which wouldn’t shut! We returned to Oban where after half an hour they fixed it, and off we set again.
Had we had to disembark I think we would have cried. I half expected to see a metre of my mast hacksawed off when we went
back down to the car deck!
We arrived safely on Mull at 9.30am, and got home for11am, 48 hours after setting off to Parkers. We were very grateful
to be home, where a lightning strike had blown up our phones but the power had remained on and thus our freezers were full
of edible food rather than wet mush. I reversed the boat down our steep curving drive and parked up (perhaps forever).
We have named her “Exodus” - biblical, it means ‘The Great Escape to Freedom’. If we ever get all the bits together and
launch her I may write Part 2, although I can’t imagine it will be as eventful as Part 1!!
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